Today I was driving home from work when I was forced into the position of following a double decker bus. Those of you who are regular readers will know that on new years day when behind a bus, this happened (and now those of you who just clicked that link do too).

As you can imagine, I get quite tense when behind a bus now, and the crash is all I can think of. So it’s a bit of a kick in the teeth when the offending bus says this to you:

Yeh, like that’s gonna happen!