I’ve added an FAQ page to my website.

This was inspired today when my manager visited the website of an IT product manufacturer for support.

Their FAQ page did, as advertised, feature questions that were frequently asked.

It further qualified this by showing you exactly how many times each question had been asked. However, their was no sign of any answers to the questions. They simply acknowledged that people were asking them.

At last, a service that does exactly as stated!

I’ll be on the lookout for FAQ&A pages from now on…

As you may have gathered from my previous post, Sarah hasn’t been well this week.

On Thursday evening she showed signs of recovery by asking for a cheese toastie for dinner.

So off I go into the kitchen and grab the unbranded, very plasticy sandwich toaster kindly donated to us by my grandmother, who I think received it as a free gift when she bought a keyring.

What could possibly go wrong?

My suspicions were first aroused when the usual cloud of smoke emanating from the machine smelled of plastic rather than cheese.

The next clue was the orange glow visible through the ventilation gaps.

Next were the ‘fizz’ ‘pop’ noises.

And the finale was the bursting into flames in the middle of our kitchen worktop.

Having witnessed this spectacle, and waiting another 20 seconds or so, I think to myself “Oh hang on, this isn’t normal for cheese toasties!”

I unplug it, fill the sink with water and hurled it in.

Phew, crisis averted.

But wait, what does that label say on the bottom? (its bottom, not mine)

The 5th line down reads “Do Not Immerse In Any Liquid”

edit: Rest assured Sarah got here cheese toastie, I managed to heroically ‘fireman’s lift’ it into the grill during the blaze.

Me: “While you were sleeping?”

Sarah: “No, while I was awake”

Me: “No, the film that arrived was ‘While you were sleeping’…”

Sarah: “oh.”

Sarah is not very well today.

Step 1: Put your media player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: No additioanl help is allowed. You must know it ONLY from the lines provided

1: Through the ceiling they really mean it
2: I’ve got another confession to make
3: Is it getting better? Or do you feel the same?
4: ***** ** **** You never change, all that is perfect comes from You
5: People in love get fast and foolish
6: There’s a deep girl in the corner shop selling sugar for money in the dead of the night
7: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy
8: I wanted something that’s purer than the water
9: Baby can’t you see I’m calling
10: Jesus I stand for You no matter what You lead me through
11: This is where we are today, people going separate ways
12: Maybe I didn’t love you quite as often as I could have
13: na na na na na, (x4) hey baby you really got my tail in a spin
14: There was a time when I would go walking backwards
15: We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight…
16: Yadadai – An old man turned ninety-eight he won the lottery and died the next day
17: Joy is the theme of my song and the beat of my heart
18: Oooh life is bigger, it’s bigger than you and you are not me
19: What can I do with my ********* with the things I cannot see
20: I’m not saying its your fault although you could’ve done more

Today I’ve written and recorded my 2nd worship song.

Well, I say written…

It’s called Staring At The Son and is a cover of Staring At The Sun by Rooster. If you haven’t heard of them then go buy the album because they rock!

I’ve re-written the words to turn it into a worship song, and arranged it. I’m really happy with how it’s come out.

Go have a listen to it (and my first one if you haven’t heard that) on my facebook musician page and let me know what you think!