Troubling subject lines

Today I was quite troubled by the subject line of an email I received, apparently inviting me to:

“Celebrate Valentine’s dat with the world’s most romantic Jew…”

Thankfully it turned out that the subject field was just not quite long enough. I extended it to reveal:

“…ellery”

I have to say I was relieved, although I’ll be forever wondering what an evening with that Jew may have been like…